Privacy Policy
This policy covers grumpygopherllc.com, the company website of Grumpy Gopher, LLC, a Montana limited liability company. The site is a few static pages that describe the company and point to its products. It has no accounts, no forms, and no comments, so there is very little to say, and this page says all of it.
What this website collects
This website sets no cookies. It uses Cloudflare Web Analytics, a cookie-free measurement tool that stores nothing on your device and shows us only aggregate counts: how many visits, which pages, which countries, and which sites linked here. It cannot identify you, and we could not recognize you in it if we tried. Loading that measurement script is the one request a page makes to a third party. The fonts are served from our own site rather than from Google.
The site is hosted on Microsoft Azure, which keeps ordinary web server logs of requests for a short period to keep the service running. DNS is provided by Cloudflare.
Every contact link on this site opens a message in your own email program. Nothing is sent from the page itself. If you write to us, we use your address and what you wrote only to reply to you, and we keep the correspondence for as long as the matter it concerns is open.
The products have their own policies
The products Grumpy Gopher operates handle real customer data, and each one has a privacy policy written for what it actually does. Those policies, not this one, govern the products:
- ChapterIQ: chapteriqevents.com/privacy
- String Theory: stringtheoryconnect.com/privacy
Changes
If this policy changes in a way that matters, the version date above moves. We will not quietly start collecting things this page says we do not.
Contact
Grumpy Gopher, LLC · info@grumpygopherllc.com